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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41   #1
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What class would he play?

Smiting monk ftw?
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #2
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Lol,not a smiting monk. I'd say maybe a Necromancer/Warrior!
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #3
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He'd play, um...

Wierd ass thread.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47   #4
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Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #5
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I can see it now... Jesus [Martyr henchman]
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #6
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He would let himself get killed for the sins (rushers and ppl with no brain and teamplay gene) of some players, some kind of meatshield ^^.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:05 AM // 05:05   #7
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Yes, Martyr Henchman. He's like a warrior without any weapons. He gets up the front there and tanks and dies for you, but he has a special res skill that activates automatically after he dies and brings him back as a ghostly hero.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #8
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Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.
Sounds like Mhenlo to me!
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:25 AM // 05:25   #9
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Oh my god....

Mhenlo is Jesus.......

Whoa...... Take that religious scholars!
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27   #10
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Hahahaha, best thread EVAR!

He'd be a Martyr henchie, of course, but he'd also have the skill "Sinner's Bane." It would do 10-75 damage for every sin that person has committed (this would be a number only Jesus could see) in the last day.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:36 AM // 05:36   #11
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Hmm...I think He would play a Divine Healer. One whose mere presence in your party would act like a fount of Healing. Thus your party would be invincible.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:36 AM // 05:36   #12
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guild wars... CHRIST GUILD... awesome.. can the cape have a bleeding dying man on it?
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:49 AM // 05:49   #13
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first off seeker...your a sick individual...and second...What kind of topic is this? Lol

PS: yaaa that cape would be pretty awsome lol
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 05:51 AM // 05:51   #14
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i don't know what to say
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #15
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Would be pretty cool to have God himself in Old Testament mood on your team. Of course you'd probably have to ask him to tone it down a bit if you actually need to find specific items (or continents).
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #16
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Hahahaha, best thread EVAR!

He'd be a Martyr henchie, of course, but he'd also have the skill "Sinner's Bane." It would do 10-75 damage for every sin that person has committed (this would be a number only Jesus could see) in the last day.
I'm pretty sure the move "sinner's bane" would actually be "Jesus [Martyr Henchman] takes 10-75 damage for each sin the enemy has on them."

He wouldn't hurt other people.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #17
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Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.
Ghandi?
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #18
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Ok I'm going to ignore the post and express another opinion I can't ignore.

Badass avatar, theft.
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #19
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Jesus [Start a false religious cult with thousands of followers that will now flame Weezer Blue Henchman]
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #20
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If Jesus were playing Guild Wars, he wouldn't have made a thread like this.

There. Someone had to say it.
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